Wednesday, July 11, 2012

Sexual History Yes or No - Yeah it's a Blog Chain

One of my favorite bloggers, Ponyboy over at Marriage in the Bedroom has posted a sort of blog chain letter, which he encouraged us to repost. The interesting point here is that he provided explanations and answers. I think it would be funny just to write Yes or No and if you really want more explanation than message me or use the comments section. I think it is more like a bucket list, you either have or haven't, it's really that simple.... Or is it? Because I am so verbose and loquacious, I actually think it will be harder for me to just write yes or no. I encourage everyone to copy and repost if they would like to share their answers.... And here we go!

1. Have you ever had intercourse? Yes 
2. Oral Sex: Given or received an orgasm? Yes
3. Licked an ass? No
4. Had your ass licked? Yes
5. Stuck your tongue in their ass? No
6. Swallowed Cum? Yes
7. Practiced Bondage or BDSM ?  Yes
8. Had anal sex? No
9. Had an orgasm from anal sex? No
10. Ever squirted or made someone squirt? Yes
11. Had sex with someone of the same sex? No
12. Did a threesome? No
13. Did a foursome? No
14. Been in an Orgy? No
15. Been in a gangbang? No
16. Had sex in public? Yes
17. Snowballed (swapping cum) with someone? No
18. Had your toes licked or sucked? Yes
19. Licked or sucked someone’s toes? No
20. Had sex with more than one person (one on one only) in a day? Yes
21. Had sex with more than one person (one on one only) in a week? Yes
22. Had cyber sex or phone sex? Yes
23. Reached an orgasm? Yes
24. Watched porn? Yes
25. Bought a dirty magazine? Yes
26. Posted nude pictures of yourself on the net? No
27. Let someone video tape you having sex? No
28. Had sex without protection? Yes
29. Had someone give you a cum facial or gave someone a cum facial? No
30. Have you participated in any type of golden showers? No?
31. Have you let anyone or have you shit on anyone? No
32. Had sex with a friend’s significant other? No

33. Ever did one of your significant others friends or relative?
34. Have you ever cheated on your significant other? Yes
35. Made someone pass out from sex? Yes
36. Tasted your own cum? Yes
37. Masturbated? Yes
38. Let someone watch you? Yes
39. Ever showed yourself naked on cam? No
40. Had sex while on your period or while someone was on their period? Yes
41. Been ate or eaten someone? Yes ( I object to this question use of grammar)
42. Had sex with someone you knew less than an hour? Yes
43. Had sex in a vehicle? Yes
44. Been caught having sex? No
45. Paid for sex? No
46. Used toys during sex? Yes
47. Used food? Yes
48. Like pain from a little to extreme during sex? Yes ?
49. Ever been dominated in bed? Yes
50. Ever had a wet dream? Yes
51. Like to have your ass slapped during sex? Yes
52. Like having your nipples licked, sucked, or bitten? Yes
 53. Had sex with someone you didn’t know their name? No 
Now that you have read about my sexual deviancy, I encourage you to think about one more question. Would you answer all these questions honestly to a partner and how far into the relationship would you reveal the whole truth? I'm about up front honesty and think it's better to put it all on the table. That doesn't mean I think you should talk about your entire sex history on a first date, or before the first date, because most it will definitely get you the hammer, like Mr. Transportation.
Until Next Time, 
Gertie XoXo

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